A long time ago in a galaxy far,
        far away....
<?php

/*****************************************************************
 *                                                               *
 *           MISSION: BRING BALANCE TO THE FALSE.                *
 *                                                               *
 *  There are ~550 "false"s here. Change one of them to "true".  *
 *                                                               *
 *****************************************************************/

assert(8 === PHP_INT_SIZE, "This program does not support 32-bit platforms.");

$false = <<<'FALSE'
         [$@$@      ~&@@~      &|]x:[[$0=      ~][\2*1024
         65536      64**1      -&\1-]# %]      l:[[$0=~][
         \2/\1      -]# %      ]r:[6s;$13      l;!x;!s:s;
         $17r;      !x;!s      :s;$5                l;!x;
         !$s:$      @$@\/      *-+,]                p:^s:
         1_$f:      [^$1_      =~][]                # %[$
         1_=~]      [$0=[      ~]?$1                =$[10
         ,]?~[      $0>$[      \2-121               119__
         117__      116__      115__                112__
         111__      108__      105__                104__
         101__      100__      98 97                95 87
         86 84      83 78      77 76                75 73
                               72 70                69 65
                               28øø\                %\%\%
                               \%\%\                %\%\%
         \%\%\      %\%\%      \%\%\%\%\%      \%\%\%\%\%
         \%\%\      %\%\%      p;!1_f:\]?      ~[_[$0=~][
         f;$[4      8*,]?      ~[35p;!]?1      -]# f;~f:]
         ?]?%]#
         FALSE;

goto false; FALSE: $FALSE = [
  -$fAlse, +false,  -$falSe, ~+false, $falsE,  $falsE,  -$falSE, -$fAlse,
  -$falSe, +false,  -$faLse, +false,  +false,  -$faLSe, -$falSe, -$faLSe,
  +false,  -$faLSe, $falsE,  -$faLsE, +false,  -$faLsE, +false,  +false,
  +false,  -$faLse, +false,  +false,  +false,  -$faLsE, +false,  +false,
  +false,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$faLsE, +false,  $falsE,  -$faLsE, -$faLSe,
  -$falSe, -$faLSe, +false,  -$faLSe, -$falSe, -$faLSe, +false,  -$faLSe,
  $falsE,  -$faLsE, +false,  -$faLSE, +false,  -$faLse, +false,  +false,
  +false,  -$faLSE, +false,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$falSE, +false,  $falsE,
  -$faLsE, +false,  -$faLSE, +false,  -$faLse, +false,  +false,  +false,
  -$faLSE, -$faLSe, +false,  +false,  -$faLse, -$faLSE, $falsE,  +false,
  $falsE,  -$faLSE, -$faLsE, +false,  -$fAlse, +false,  -$falSe, -$falSE,
  -$falSE, -$faLsE, -$falSE, -$falSE, $falsE,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$falSE,
  +false,  -$fAlse, +false,  +false,  +false,  -$falSE, +false,  -$falSE,
  +false,  -$fAlsE, +false,  $falsE,  -$faLSe, -$falSE, -$faLsE, -$fAlse,
  -$falSE, +false,  -$falSE, +false,  -$falSe, -$faLse, -$falSE, +false,
  $falsE,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$falSe, +false,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$faLse,
  +false,  -$falSE, +false,  -$falSE, +false,  -$faLsE, +false,  -$falSE,
  +false,  $falsE,  -$faLSe, +false,  -$falSE, -$faLsE, -$faLSe, +false,
  -$falSe, -$falSE, -$falSE, -$faLsE, -$falSE, -$falSE, $falsE,  $falsE,
  $falsE,  $falsE,  -$FalSe, $falSE,  $FAlse,  $FaLsE,  $FAlsE,  $FaLSE,
  $FalSe,  $FalSE,  +false,  $fALsE,  $faLSe,  $faLSe,  $falsE,  -$fALSE,
  $fALse,  $faLsE,  $falSE,  +false,  $faLse,  $falSe,  $fAlse,  $fAlSE,
  $falSE,  +false,  $falSe,  $fALSe,  $falSe,  $faLSE,  $falSE,  $fAlSe,
  $fAlSE,  $falsE,  $falsE,  -$fAlSE, +false,  $fAlsE,  $False,  $FALsE,
  $fALSE,  $FAlSe,  $FaLse,  $FalSE,  $fALSE,  $faLse,  $False,  $FaLSe,
  $FAlsE,  $FalSE,  $fALSE,  $FalsE,  $FalSE,  $fALSE,  $FALse,  $FaLsE,
  $FAlSe,  $FaLse,  $fALSE,  $FALsE,  $FaLSE,  $FAlSE,  $falsE,  $FALSe,
]; false($false, $FALSE); goto False; false:

$False = (!false+!false)**(!false+!false)**(!false+!false);
$fAlSE = +(!false.!false);
$FaLSe = +(!false+!false.!false+!false);
$faLSe = !false*(!false+!false)*(!false+!false+!false);
$FAlSE = (!false+!false+!false)**(!false+!false+!false);
$FaLse = +(!false+!false.+false);
$fAlSe = +(!false.+false);
$fAlsE = (!false+!false+!false)*(!false+!false+!false);
$FALsE = (!false+!false+!false.+false)-!false;
$fAlse = (!false+!false)**(!false+!false+!false);
$falSe = !false+!false;
$faLse = (!false+!false)*(!false+!false);
$FaLsE = +(!false+!false.!false);
$falsE = false**false;
$faLsE = !false+!false+!false+!false+!false;
$fALse = (!false+!false+!false)*(!false+!false)*(!false+!false);
$falSE = !false+!false+!false;
$faLSE = $fAlse-!false;
$FAlse = $fAlse*(!false+!false+!false);
$fALsE = $fALse+!false;
$FaLSE = $FAlse-!false;
$FAlsE = $faLsE**(!false+!false);
$FalSe = $fAlsE+$fAlsE;
$FalsE = $False+!false;
$fALSE = $falSE*$faLsE;
$FALse = $faLSE*(!false+!false)*(!false+!false);
$FALSe = $faLSe*+(!false.!false)*!false;
$fALSe = $faLSE*(!false+!false);
$FAlSe = $fALsE*(!false+!false);
$FalSE = $FaLse+~+false;

goto FALSE; False: function false($false, &$FALSE, &$False = []): false {
  for ($falsE = false*false; $falsE < strlen($false); $falsE++)
    if (false === ($falSe = $false[$falsE])) false;
    else if ('%' === $falSe) array_pop($False);
    elseif ('_' === $falSe) $False[] = -array_pop($False);
    else if ('~' === $falSe) $False[] = ~array_pop($False);
    elseif (',' === $falSe) printf('%c', array_pop($False));
    else if ("'" === $falSe) $False[] = ord($false[++$falsE]);
    elseif (str_contains('flprsx', $falSe)) $False[] = $falSe;
    else if (';' === $falSe) $False[] = $GLOBALS[array_pop($False)];
    elseif ('$' === $falSe) $False[] = $False[count($False)-!false];
    else if ('!' === $falSe) false(array_pop($False), $FALSE, $False);
    elseif (':' === $falSe) $GLOBALS[array_pop($False)] = array_pop($False);
    else if ('&' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) & array_pop($False);
    elseif ('*' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) * array_pop($False);
    else if ('+' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) + array_pop($False);
    elseif ('|' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) | array_pop($False);
    else if ('-' === $falSe) $False[] = -array_pop($False) + array_pop($False);
    elseif ('^' === $falSe) $False[] = empty($FALSE) ? -!false : array_pop($FALSE);
    else if ("\\" === $falSe) array_push($False, array_pop($False), array_pop($False));
    elseif ('/' === $falSe) $False[] = floor(!false/array_pop($False) * array_pop($False));
    else if ('=' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) === array_pop($False) ? ~+false : +false;
    elseif ('>' === $falSe) $False[] = array_pop($False) > array_pop($False) ? +false : ~+false;
    else if ("\xc3" === $falSe) $False[] = $False[count($False)-array_pop($False)-!false-!false+false*++$falsE];
    elseif ('?' === $falSe)
      ($falSe = array_pop($False)) && array_pop($False) === -!false && false($falSe, $FALSE, $False);
    else if (is_numeric($falSe))
      $False[] = ($falSe = intval(substr($false, $falsE))) + false*($falsE += strlen($falSe)-!false);
    elseif ('@' === $falSe)
      [array_push($False, array_pop($False), array_pop($False)),
       array_push($False, array_pop($False), array_pop($False), array_pop($False))];
    else if ("\x23" === $falSe) {
      $falSe = array_pop($False); $falSE = array_pop($False);
      while (false($falSE, $FALSE, $False) || array_pop($False) !== +false) false($falSe, $FALSE, $False);
    } elseif ('[' === $falSe) {
      $faLse = $falsE + false**false; $falSe = -~+false;
      for ($falSE = $falsE + !false; $falSe !== false+false && $falSE < strlen($false); $falSE++)
        $falSe += ['[' => !false, ']' => ~+false][$false[$falSE]] ?? false;
      $falsE = --$falSE; $False[] = substr($false, $faLse, $falsE-$faLse);
    }
  return false;
}